CHARACTERS

007 
"Tank!" theme from Cowboy Be-Bop  3:30
A transformation from James Bond to glimmering showgirl,
in a costume with over 3500 rhinestones.

PRINCESS LEIA
"Han and the Princess" 3:32
A traditional bubble dance but with a death star, graceful and slow.
(Also has a go-go version that ends with "Casino Royale" by Herb Albert.)

RACHEL
"One More Kiss Dear" by Vangelis 4:31
A Classic striptease based on the film BLADE RUNNER. 

WHAM-BAM-GLAM
"Even Rene Gets Lonely" and "I'm Gonna Give It To You" by Rene Risquˆ©  3:47
All in hot pink, this act is a glam-rock extravaganza

GOODSHIP C@CKSUC#&R
"Goodship Lollipop" by Shirley Temple, "FairyBoat Serenade" by the Andrew Sisters and
"In the Navy" by the Village People  3:29
A transformation from the sweetness of Shirley Temple into very masculine sailor,
complete with male parts!  Not for every audience.

BARE NECESSITIES
"Bear Necessities" from Disney's The Jungle Book   3:00
In all fur (coat, bikini and bear cap) Penny proves that the stripper isn't a bear’Äî
she’Äôs wearing pasties and a g-string!

MOTHER'S LIL' HELPER
"Theme to 30 Rock", "Mother's Little Helper" by the Rolling Stones &
"Lie Still Little Bottle" by They Might Be Giants  3:30
A transformation from over-achieving 1950's housewife to pill-popping beatnik.

ZIP!
"Zip" from the musical Our Pal Joey  3:00
A librarian act, with over 18 zippers in the skirt alone!

THE GIRL WITH EVERYTHING
"Something for the Girl With Everything" by the Sparks  3:30
Proving that if Marie Antoinette were alive today,
she'd be a drug-addled, spoiled brat.

CAVEGIRL
"Je T'Adore" by the Figgs 2:00
A Za-za Gabor take on a go-go cavegirl act’Äî
fur bikini and a rhinestone bone!

LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER
"I Wanna Marry A Lighthouse Keeper" from the Clockwork Orange soundtrack  1:04
A nautical themed act, very cute

GO-GO GIDGET
"Casino Royale" by Herb Albert   2:30
Gidget go-go number, innocent and playful.

MONSTERS/HALLOWEEN

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (vintage)
"The Raid" from How to Strip for Your Husband   2:50
The Bride of Frankenstein is smitten with Franky and she tries to get his attention
by stripping!  (’ÄòFrankenstein’Äô can be pulled from local troupe’Äîcostume provided.)

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (modern)
"Lady Boo" by Throw Rag  3:00
Same as above, but with garage/psychobilly sound

AIN'T NO SIN
"Just Because I Wish That You Were Dead’Ķ" by Batlord  3:00
A fan dance where Penny peels off her clothes,
then proceeds to peel off her skin.

GORILLA!
"Baron Samedi's Dance Of Death" by Goerge Martin  3:00
Based on the old carnival act, watch the fearsome gorilla
transform into the jungle queen

VOO-DOO
"Lady Boo" by Throw Rag  3:00
Based on the Baron Samedi Voo-Doo cult, the ritual climaxes when Penny
bites the head off a chicken and the blood (glitter) on is dumped on Penny's body.

CLASSIC STRIPTEASE

HISTORY OF STRIPTEASE
"Bolero" by the Millionaire  4:13
The entire history of striptease’Äîfrom Little Egypt to heavy metal strippers’Äî
in under 5 minutes. 

STEP RIGHT UP
"Step Right Up" by Tom Waits  4:00
Classic burlesque in a tribute to the grind of the carnival Girl Shows.

THE BALLOON ACT
"Monitor Mambo" by Perez Prado and "Riding High" by the Majestics  3:30
A traditional ballon act with Dragon Lady accents.

KISSY
"Fools in Love" by Joe Jackson and "It Must Be Love" by Madness  6:48
A classic act in all red, with a heart-shaped fan dance and body jewels
in the shape of kissy-lip-prints.

LUCKY STARR
"You Are My Lucky Star" by Debbie Reynolds and "Prettiest Star" by David Bowie          
A Classic act with both duster work and fan dance revealing rhinestone star body-jewels.

1920'S:
HOLLYWOOD, PARIS, BERLIN

MARLENE
"Johnny" by Marlene Dietrch  3:15
A tribute to the great Marlene Dietrich, starting with a fan dancing gorilla,
stripping to the iconic image of Marlene in her tuxedo

JUNGLE QUEEN
"Mayari" by Josephine Baker 3:15
In  fan dance in 1920's inspired jungle costume of silk flowers and feathers

THE TEMPTATION OF HOLLYWOOD
"Temptation" by Bing Crosby and "Hooray For Hollywood (Instrumental)"  2:30
A late 20's/early 30's fan dance featuring film reels as fans

GOLDEN CALF
"At An Arabian House Party" by Raymond Scott  3:30
20's tribute to Cecil B. DeMille movies with Ruby Keeler style choreography
(Note: this act can be expanded to include a slave procession and belly dancers)

DALI
"Love Theme from SpellBound", "Ballet Mechanique", "Toledo Surpirse" and
Erik Satie medly  3:00
Based on the Salvador Dali dream sequence from the Hitchcock film’Äî
surrealist, beautiful and fun

ISADORABLE
"Baby, You Can Drive My Car" by Mr. Uncertain  2:30
A tribute the late dancer Isadora Duncun, who died when her scarf caught in the spokes
of her car and strangled her

DRESSED FOR THE THEATER
"Gandige Frau, Komm und Spiel Mit Mir" by Werner R. Heymann  3:15
A Weimar cabaret chair act and reverse strip

ADULT STORYTIME
a spoken word performance reading 1920's erotica while my maid slowly removes my clothes
(music varies on story selection, costume and theme)

GROUP ACTS

THE BRIDES OF CHRIST
"I Want to Linger" by the Andrew Sisters  3:00
Celebrating the 'wedding' vows taken by nuns in the Catholic church

MUSCIAL CHAIR
"La Passerella Di Otto E Mezzo" by Nino Rota 2:30
A group number where the child’Äôs game of musical chairs is
made more interesting when there is only 1 chair and 3 perverts

MURDER MYSTERY
"Theme from the 12 Monkeys" and "Theme from Amacord"  3:00
A group number that harkens to the both Agatha Christie novels  and
Edward Gorey illustrations of greed and murder

LESBIAN VAMPIRE TANGO
"Porque No Mi Amigo" by Barnabas Von Gezcy  3:00
An Edward Gorey inspired gothic 'romance' between the Victorian lady
and the lesbian Vampire

PAS-DE-DON’ÄôT
"Swan Lake" 3:35
A tribute to the Twin Towers, if they were BFF's in 2nd grade’Äî
not for every audience

I (HEART) NERDS
"Theme from Chuck" and "Nerdy Boys" by Candypants  3:30
A juxtaposition of nerdy costumes and stripper moves (and an inhaler or two)

THE THREE LEIAS
"Taste of Honey" by Herb Albert  4:15
The Three Leias--Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi’Äî
in a CATFIGHT!  A crowd pleaser at the San Diego Comic-Con!

CASHING IN
"We’Äôre In The Money" by Ginger Rogers and "Selling Out" by Slim Gaillard  4:53
Reminiscent of the film GOLDDIGGERS OF 1933, with coin costumes and
giant coin 'fans', then turns into raucous flapper fun

LITTLEST SHOWGIRL  (in the works)
Onstage with a tall chorus line, Penny stills the show as she forgets the choreography,
flirts with the crowd, and irks the other showgirls

CHRISTMAS/HOLIDAY ACTS

THE SOLID GELT DANCERS
"The Dreydle Song" by El Vez  2:30
A cheeky tribute to Chanukah: a chorus line with each girl wearing
one side of the dreydle’Äîwatch them spin!

RUDOLF!
"Sleigh Ride" by the Ventures  2:26
A Christmas go-go number where it ain't Rudolf's nose that’Äôs glowing bright,
but light-up pasties

3 GHOSTS
"Seven Faces" by John Barry  3:00
An act based on Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol’Äîit is literate and visceral!

MORE JINGLE BELLS
"Jingu-Bells" 2:37
To a Japanese version of Jingle Bells, Penny plays along
with bells strategically placed on her body--but
is never hesitant to bring more cowbell!